Friday, September 26, 2008

Don't be a douche

Vote for Obama.




That's all for now.

-J

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Cheese is the new sex

I love everything about this vid.


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Check out digiromp ya'll. Go there, and hear and talk about erotic lesbian experiences. What could be better than that?

Glad you asked. Cheese. Cheese would be better than that.

Some randomness:
- I had a drop of something food related (perhaps potatoe salad, perhaps mayo...i dont know, i fuckin ate a lot today) on my left nipple today at work. No one said a fucking thing about it to me. It looked like just my left nipple was lactating. No wonder the DHL driver was extra smiley.
- Ever since Chloe got back from the doctor from being sick she's been uber clingy, as if to say "thank you for taking care of me" and she wants to sleep with me every night. I love it :]
- I slept for almost 12 hours last night. Sleep is the new foreplay.
- Cheese is the new sex.
- I'm broke and still totally happy.

Welp, I'm off to a whole evening of nothing. Lots of Friends, cuddling with Chloe, BSing and laundry. I'll probably be in bed by 9. Yesssss, I can't wait for foreplay!

-J



Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Vagina lift?

Um...yeah. You read it right. Apparently, people are having their vagina's, like, all, reconstructed and stuff. They say they are doing it for reasons like: "to make the outside more attractive" and "to reshape it after childbirth".

Lift my vagina please

Hmm...I've heard of back tucks, ass lifts, and ear pinning, but never a vagina lift. My question is, how many people are looking at your vagina that you need to have surgery to make it prettier, you whore?

But really I think my favorite part of the article was the title, "Designer vagina trend 'worrying'". You know I had to click on it.

My point is this: vagina's are beautiful. They're sexy. They make you feel like Christmas morning. They are the cats meow.

And if all you're doing when you're down there is staring at it, you've got a lot to learn.

So put on a bib, pull up a chair and get to work. If you wont, I will *wink wink*

-J

Monday, September 22, 2008

Ain't it grand

Kinda cool to see two girls crazy about each other. And if they can make each other laugh like this...it's all worth it, huh? I think so. All power to Sam and Linds

Oh and Linds....no bra? Nice. You're such a dyke.


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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Mmmm

Im bored. And totally obsessed with the following:

Kerli - Walking on air


Incubus - Anna Molly


Gwen Stefani - Luxurious


Aerosmith - Crazy


She Wants Revenge - Written in Blood
Written in Blood


Lady GaGa - Just Dance


Bleh. Im bored.

Thank you, Mr. Pitt

Apparently, Mr. Brad Pitt is all about the gay marriage. Pitt donated 100,000 dollars to help the fight to save gay marriage. Pitt said he was surprised that there were not more celebrities helping the battle against proposition 8. I think Angie had a little something to do with this. Usually, when they donate money it is as a couple; as Mr. and Mrs. Pitt. But this time it is just Pitt alone. Hmmm, I wonder if Angie enticed Brad with a new car....or a hummer. And no, not the big SUV. The other kind.

Thats a damn shame, because she's pretty hot. Starting to get a little overrated but, hot is hot...is it not? Speaking of hot....that reminds me...

You know Oprah's gay scale? The one where she says that it is not all just black and white, either gay or straight, but rather that we all have a percentage worth of homosexuality and heterosexuality combined. Well my scale is like 95/5. Meaning 95 percent gay and 5 percent straight. Well Brad pitt is right in there on that 5 percent. There are only 3 men I would go straight for. And they are:

1. Brandon Boyd


yeah....he can go ahead and keep that hat on...

2. Brad Pitt


Gimme gimme more...gimme more...gimme gimme more...please.

3. Sarah Shahi


Shit, how did that get in there. Mmm, who cares.

Oh well, guess its only two guys. Heh. :]

In other news, Chloe had gotten really sick but is home now, and feeling much much better. No really, she told me so herself. And she farted last night when she was sleeping next to me. Thats when I knew she was feeling just dandy.

It's 11:30 and I'm hungry and feelin feisty.....hmm...

Hope you have a good one! :]

-J

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Wow, you graduated




This is Arlan. She's a lesbian. And so am I. We're friends and we talk all the time about lesbian things. Like plaid, home depot, tegan and sara, l word, boobs, redbull and slim jims. She created and runs a magazine called Interlude. And she is on a mission of meeting ten thousand people.


To check out the ten thousand people mission:
Click her nip

To check out Interlude:
Click her other nip

For more of her viral vids:
Sex her up, and don't forget to leave your digits, yo.

Thanks, and have a good day.

You, lesbiana.

-J

Welcome, my child

Megan Fox is a lesbian. Okay, I've never been a huge fan of Megan Fox. She looked a little off in Transformers. She has a nice bod, I'll give her that, but there is something about her face. Something like, she'd be kind of a bitch and never share the last bite, and would talk during movies. And that kind of turns me off. But that doesn't mean I gotta look at her face, does it? Heh.

But I am happy to announce, that Megan Fox has a lesbian Russian stripper girlfriend. Kudos for the stripper girlfriend, and many more kudos and beyond for her being Russian. Jesus, I wonder who tops? I doubt it's Megan. I don't think any Russian woman could ever bottom. But as long as there is woman on woman sex goin on, all power to them.


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thats right, just let that marinate for a while.

yum.
e.

happy tuesday!

-J


Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Jess' Picks

viral vid:
Douche Off


music vid:



lesbian vid: