Friday, September 28, 2007

I just want back in your bed

Morning ladies. Here, I got you some coffee.

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Starbucks grande mocha frappuccino no whip? One for you and one for me. Sorry they were out of the shortbread cookies. You'll have to wait. <3

Wow it's early. It's 8:45 and I have already been at work for almost an hour. I am about to go do a starbucks run because my tummy needs company. So now they are serving hot breakfast sandwiches which me and my tummy couldn't be happier about. You know how I am about my cheese. Especially melted cheese. It's kind of like finding a hot girl, who's ALSO melted cheese. I mean who's also smart and good in bed. It's just so much better melted. God I'm hungry.

Anybody been over to Planet Sappho? It's a lesbian dating site. I guess its like match.com except for women who like boobies. Okay, so by a show of hands, who all likes boobies? *puts hand up and looks around*. Awesome, me too! I'm so glad we have something in common. You and I will get along juuuuust fine.

Let's see…what else is going on? Oh! I updated my myspace page. I got one of those super fancy flash pages. The only downside is tweaking the html code. It is a pain in my ass. Right now there is this Linkin Park image on my page and it's just lame. I need to put a cool pic up there…like the one I have of Kelly Clarkson straddling me. Yeah that one would be nice.

OH GOD! You wont believe this site I found. It's like a douchebags mecca. I typed "pain in my ass" in google and found the site. It's so egotistical I swear to god I felt an imaginary penis jump out of the screen and smack me in my face. GRRR. So let's all take a little field trip over to a place where apparently, women are only good at one thing…making babies and "every woman is a cheating whore"*shaking head* You can just call me "angryface".

Okay so let's end on a good note shall we?



It's about time for me to hit the streets and make some money. I mean go to starbucks and be a receptionist. I hope you all enjoy your weekends! I'll get at you when I get back from LA…

"They're hot circles tend to give me some hope, yeah"

- J

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey it's BOOM, I love Starbucks!!!

You're so cool, if only I could've stuck around in Cali, maybe I could be cool with you too ;)

Hey remeber when we watched porn together, and we were what 11 or twelve? Oh good times...

th-Inker said...

OMG!! I found that sight a few months ago and nearly puked... Did you manage to stay long enough to find the "Man-tionary" : http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/the-man-tionary/

what a prick

RavenNation said...

I'm not a coffee drinker, but I'll take some chai tea. The Starbucks in the Barnes and Noble where I live has 4 cheese grilled cheese sandwich thingies. I love 'em. Cheese is good, specially when it's all melty and gooey and warm...

Have fun in LA. I was gonna go to West Hollywood this weekend, but my car broke down. *tear*

obscured crimson said...

i just wanted to say that i think your blog is great =] have a good weekend

Kae said...

This blog makes your ass look fabulous!

nina said...

why have i not come back since the first post?!

love your blog. give me more ellen and tegan & sara any day (and boobies).

Audio Taco said...

i heard douchebag and i thought of this site:http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

~T

chewy likes said...

don't you just love typing in random things in google search? i never though about pain in my ass though, hahaha.

your blogs are very entertaining, i mean who doesn't love listening to someone talk about boobies. right?

Rachel said...

I can't believe the audacity of some of the men on that site. What pigs!! The funny thing is though, I bet most of them aren't even like that in real life. They would just tuck there penis' up their arses and bend over backwards for women, then log onto their sexist little site and rant while pulling there puny dicks off over how smart they think they are!! What a crock!

keira said...

where's my homo at? We need a weekend update or something... =D

jescas said...

keira,
oh believe me its coming. i have it being typed up as we speak. i have a little secretary that does it for me.

so dont get your panties in a twist...*gives you back your panties to put on*

there ya go. :]

Laurie Anne said...

"It's kind of like finding a hot girl, who's also melted cheese." Okay, that almost made me spit my coffee out :)